EPL jokes


                        PLAY WITH BARCA JERSEY



"You have to play for me" Arsene Wenger  told Fabregas.
" I love to play for Barca,they've given me a jersey when we lifted the world cup" Fabregas replied
"don't worry about that you can still play for Arsenal wearing Barca jersey" Wenger lament






MAN CITY DECIDE TO BUY BIG THIS SEASON

Man city have decided to seal this season with the biggest sign up in the history of Barclay’s English premiership, a new manager, Mancini new boss, in an undisclosed fees, all the way from South Africa, no other than the great OCTOPUS PAUL  

                                                    
                                         
                            
                                       
                          BEWARE OF CHELSEA PLAYERS

  All premiership players have been warned not to show their girl friends or  fiancee to Chelsea players this season or else whenever ex comes before girl friend or fiancee they will regret the day they introduce their girl to them
                                                  
                                   
                                         CONFUSED

    Alex Ferguson went to see Octopus Paul on who will be the Champion of England this season knowing that he is not sure of  staying next season.Octopus Paul told him to place Premiership top six club representing each of them with a box with club logo. Ferguson brought out six boxes with Man United logo only, Octopus Paul became confused.